assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

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tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

and then satan said “lets put locking tabs on dvd cases”

simon says follow my blog

seeing your crush like

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

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yaoihandspom:

annilylf:

chairisse:

purifiedbarns:

wreckedanus:

[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[BEATBOXES INTENSELY] WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE 

[BUS INTENSIFIES]

image

ITS BACK

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callmecapta1n:

cerebralassassin781:

I love this woman.

the funny thing is this is probably an accurate quote

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animal that starts with L

1nd2rd3st:

gaikudo:

64px:

………..long cat

lake

dog

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gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

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cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

image

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